I think I'll just stick with using song titles as my post titles. Why create mediocrity when it's freely available to steal? I like my job, but let's face it - it's a job. Which means work. Anthesis of fun. Work is what we have to do. Fun is what we live for! So by all means, let's get the fuck out there and have some!

Can't wait for my girls to pick me up so we can go get ice cream and have a nice, relaxing drive around town...

There are some incredible facets to Japanese culture. And some things that make you wonder how much blowfish poison and whale anus sushi they've ingested. Case in point is this post from Attu about the Jaws truck...

GTA can blow my dogs! Check out Need for Speed: Undercover

The Goose gives us irrefutable proof that men have better friends....

Middle Management Hell. No, it's NOT a joke...

Versus - Danielle Teal vs. Nichole Suganuma [NSFW]

Don't forget to return those library books...

Reality Wired gives us our science fact for the day - Boobs make men happy!

This is what happens when branding goes wrong...

Vids of the Day - Blade Techno and Before I'm Dead

Your E-Card for the Day. More of that same kind of shamelessness here...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard from the Drunkard of the Month - Tucker Max...

And finally, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And you can paint your Cowboy GONE! I'm off to see the lizard. I've scheduled a four hour field trip to the frontal lobes, and I'm pretty sure I left an hour ago. Your ride hasn't shown up? Then Click Here to Get you Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

'cause you know full damn well that we're going to Unleash Hell this weekend! Kids, I'm off to celebrate the end of my 90 day probation and the beginning of that most wonderful of all inventions - A Salary. That's right! Big Daddy's pimpin' again! I can afford Ramen, and maybe might even splurge for some salsa to top it! DARE to Dream!

/ Lunacy

Links, get your hot links....

From the movie Torque, I give you your speed fix...

Attu just gave me a new reason to retain counsel... [LSFW]

Timewaster de jour- Catapult

Ah, Good Times! The Broken!

Versus - Marta Gut vs. Krista Kelly [NSFW]

Your E-Card for the Day, (more here...)

Your Sunday Sacrilige from Deus Ex...

Enjoy the latest Dos and Don'ts from Viceland. Such as Redheads being a definite Do...

Vid of the Day - The Train (C'mon Ride It) and I Know Where It's At

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - How to open your own Speakeasy

And I save the best for last - Coolio's Babes! [NSFW]

Maybe, someday, one of these other goddamn delinquints will make it back to post. One can hope...

'til then, Have a Party. If you want more, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation....

...I've become now what I wanted
To be all along
A psychopathic poet
The Devil's bastard son....

Ah, the goodness that is the Wall of Voodoo. Between that and classic lyrics like "I wish I was in Tijuana,
Eating barbequed iguana...", how can you go wrong? Well, several ways, I'm sure. But we won't go into that now. Why?

Because it's the goddamn weekend! And you know how I feel about that! As the dear Mz. Caine would say - Tighten Your Fuckin' Panties, Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up! You're about to go on a ride, it's going to be a hellish misadventure, full of decadence and sin. But why be a girly man about it? Buck the Fuck Up!!!

/ Rant.

Why not kick things off with a little airplay from the DJ we can't quite understand - Mexican Radio

Nice and Random - Imagery from the History of Medicine

Kontraband is posting provocative videos with bumpin' beats. Let's TELL! Or better yet, let's watch DJ Peron - We Want To Be Free![NSFW]

Artsy Fartsy stuff from my naughty little Badgirl - Bodyart Girls

A cool story - Embracing the Inner Call Girl

Versus - Jamie Ford vs. the Unknown Cyberhottie [NSFW]

The Gematriculator - Find out how evil or good your site is...

Gilligan's Island, the way it was meant to be... [NSFW]

My balls just tightened a bit! Found via Attu - The Watchman Trailer

Vids of the Day - Beepers and Planet Boom

I think this is the kind of e-card I'd like to get from some hot, naughty girl this weekend. More here...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Dying under the Radar

And we cap this post with Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, Jack, I'm 10-7 outta here! You want more? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation... [NSFW]

I was, once again, hard up for a title. Random wordplay saved me! Can I get an AMEN!!! And if you didn't sing along with hosanas in the highest, you can expect a sulpheric tang and pitchforks in your ass for eternity. Or maybe a bad blister. Or hangnail. Or something...

Okay, we've run that one as long as we're going to. Anyone know where Flip, or any of the other 16 bloggers who are supposed to be here have gone to? Fuck, even I'm getting tired of my own stuff....

Kontraband gives us the two hot girls fighting. And stuff...

DO NOT FUCK WITH YOUR SYSADMIN!!! Attu posts this story from next door to me - IT Admin in San Francisco locks up network

A pretty cool, pretty random article from Technoccult on the Secrets of the Occult

Versus - Marissa Miller vs. Diane Dagota [NSFW]

Priorities, people PRIORITIES!!! From the Onion - I Don't Have Time For Noncontroversial Art Exhibits

Are you kidding me? An HST conspiracy theory? Bring it!

Vids of the Day - Pistol Grip Pump and When She's Hot

Crazy Rich? Or rich because they're crazy? Slate examines the absurdity of American Wealth...

Chat room bully? Jeebus H Christ on a Wheelchair...

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Alcoholic Astrology

And of course, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now I bid you adieu while I head back to the office. Again. Too painful to even comprehend? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

...Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I’ll be the one to save us all....

There were both 300 and Halo vids of this song, and that's what got me hooked. It's hits that chord for me for anyone who has to slog the trenches and fight the good? fight every damn day. I’ll be the one to save us all...

Too random for you? The head down to the links and loose yourself...

No Rockin' the Dead in Wisconsin, you pervs! Check out this story from Attu. And the best birthday present EVER!

Phil Ken Sebben. Love him or he might make you work overtime...

The 10 Manliest Superheros...

Versus - Crosslin Girl Kelly vs. Nikki Ryann [NSFW]

David Brent gives you the wisdom that's made him the marketing management genius we have come to love...

Your Project Mayhem assignment from the brilliant Deus Ex...

Vids of the Day - Cotton Eye Joe and How Do You Want It?

Wonderland - Oh yes it is!

Sorry, but I never get tired of a good flight vid. Check out the F22 Raptor in action...

I haven't posted it in a while, so if you've never seen it, check out the Hotel series...

Parting wisdom from Modern Drunkard - Blackout like you mean it!

And last, but certainly not least, I give you Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And with that, your Cowboy hopes you have a great weekend and get into as much trouble as you can manage without losing life, limb, relationship and or any other major negative consequence. And that one of these days we get Flip and the rest of the lot back to post once in a while *Ahem*

If you still want more, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

The 4th of July is a big deal in the U.S. The Declaration of Independence. Freedom from Tyranny and Oppression. The Right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! But when we really get right down to it, it's really about a bunch of Rich White Guys who didn't want to pay their taxes....

Sorry! An Onion report from the Department of Evil...

Cool Fun from the Generator Blog - The Star Wars Text Crawl

You just have to love crazy white boys! Check out DGAF - Knuckle Up

Tucker shows his sensitive side - The Blowjob Follies

Versus - Shawna Lenee vs. Amanda Corey [NSFW]

My naughty little Badgirl gives us spanking scenes from 1990 to 2007 [LSFW]

TTR2 gives us our timewaster for the day - War Transporter. And how 'bout a Justin Timberlake vid from Southland Tales...

Vids of the Day - Rock is Dead and Escape

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard comes in the form of Drunk Talk

And without question, you should absolutely, positively head over to Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And how is your Cowboy going to spend his Fourth? Getting over this damn cold. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humor...

For you lot who are more in the mood for Action, Jackson, then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

"Darkness is Death's Ignorance, and the Devil's Time..." Wisdom from Brotha James. Tomorrow is Friday. Next week is a three day weekend. All is not lost, my children! Hopefully Flip comes back soon to give you some real content, but 'til then, hope this will tide you over...

I wish BMW would do another series of these films! Check out Beat the Devil...

Oooookay - Beat the Devil dot com?

Kontraband gives us Horror and the Classics...

Versus - MySpace Cowgirl vs. Kayden Kross... [NSFW]

Seriously hot, naughty foursome action....

The Onion gives us opinions from folks on the street about the Right to Own Guns being Upheld. And seriously, it'd be a good idea of if you bought some Country Crock...

Vids of the Day - To Live and Die in L.A. and I Kissed A Girl

My E-Card for the day. More here...

And from Modern Drunkard - Wino Wisdom. "That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again..."

And no post is complete without Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, as I dream of sleep, I will soon sleep to dream. Not about all that metaphysical crap? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel (out of place), very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

Hopefully you know a Ramones classic when you hear one. Damn wayward children! Anyways, I've made it back for yet another Friday post. DON'T all start clapping now, fuckers! I recognize my substitute teacher status for when Flip isn't here, but SO HELP ME GOD I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE!

Thank You!

Now to the links...

Attu kicks this hea party off with a Victoria's Secret Babes Threesome.... [LSFW]

Cool! - Picture Maps of Boston and Cambridge

My newest linkpartner, Reality Wired, has this post on 25 sexy bikes... [LSFW]

Totally Crap gives us a fun little timewaster to, well, kill some time with. And some drug lords. Check out Sniper Assassin...

Versus - Random Google Girl vs. Kori Koether [NSFW]

From Deus Ex, we have our Mayhem Project for Friday - The Slayer Air Raid Siren....

Check out the new face of Santander's F1 Team, Miss Britain, Miss Gemma Garrett...

Oh Goodness! From Technoccult, it seems that a US Special Forces manual got leaked to Wiki...

Oh Goodness, part 2! Check out this Don't from Vice Land...

Your E-Card for the day...

Vids of the Day - Future World and Bump

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - You Know You're a Drunkard when...

And, of course, you MUST check out Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And now, your Cowboy has another 12 hour day ahead of him, so he's off. You don't like the mere thought of it? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

My Maserati does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk...

Joe Walsh, in case you wondered or cared. Not dead yet, just in case you were wondering, or had bets going. Jackals! Here's some links to take you into the Weekend, at which point links will be the least of your deviant concerns....

Fucking MADMEN! Check out this vid of racing in the rain! It made my balls tighten!

Your E-Card for the Day. More of that same goodness here...

Chez gives us one to sing along with - Dynamite Hack's Boyz in the Hood

Versus - Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Gemma Massey

Great ad! - Irn-Bru

Attu gives us a gallery a whole lot of women folk on the PixMix.... [LSFW]

If you remember Schoohouse Rock, then you'll surely dig on Pirates and Emperors!

Magic Kingdom Fun, from the Badger...

Vids of the Day - Explosive and The Devil's Trill

Final Wisdom from Modern Drunkard - 7 Steps to Blackout Island

And, of course, I give you the best of the lot, Coolio's Babes - Man's Tribute to Women! [NSFW]

And I have another 12 hours ahead before a half day Saturday. The wicked, truly know no rest. Your Cowboy will either be rich soon, or dead! Not up for all that yet? Then Click Here to Get your Gun on and Click Here to be Led into Temptation...

It's Monday here in the UK and what a weekend - new tent and a whole new lease of life...there's something about waking up to the dawn chorus and sheep nibbling ya guide ropes - your tent pole's wonky and your own pole well and truly (ya get my drift hehe)...my name is Flip and I'm an official campaholic...fresh air big skies and quaint little Welsh towns to potter through...aaaah bliss truly truly blissful...now enough babling onwards with your linkage...

Bringing art out of the shadows so to speak...

Feeling hungry..? Maybe a quick virtual buffet might help...

An alternative edition of the famous Ladybird book The Police...haha nice one guys...

Nice to see the British police are ready for anything - including an alien invasion lol...

I must be a geek 'cos I love every single bit of this furniture...

Another of those very funny exam papers...

Could high speed police car chases become a thing of the past with Star Chaser..?

I'm in love with my new tent - but do I want to shag it..? Naw...

Nice bunch of arty cartoons at Drawer Geeks...

This guy has far too much time on his hands - and whiskers on his chin...

As Americans whine about the "high" (lol) cost of gas - here's some freebies for ya...

You logger headed earth-vexing hugger-mugger...more Shakespearean insults hereth...

The very disturbing art and stuff of Gregory Jacobsen...

I'll leave y'all with toys for the freaky wierdo little kid in your life...I love 'em hehe...

Catcha...

Tit's 'n ass ahead...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
Babes butts boobs and beauty...

Just a quickie from old Flip - that's what she said - as I'm off on another camping trip lol - aaah the great outdoors lovely views...hiking...rain and shagging in a tent hahaha...onwards with the linkage...

Fancy reading a great book whilst at work - the boss will never ever know...

Now here's a real premium flash game - Robo Kill - the rest of the site is pretty cool too...

I've pledged to help beat the world record download...now support Firefox it rocks!!!

Now if ya like sending ya buddies and lovers songs via email - things just got a whole lot easier with the awesome Tiny Song - oh yeah I like it...

How about treating your pc to a facelift and an all over new classy crisp and dare I say sexy look - Wallpapers and Icons...

This is supposed to help us men pick undies for our partners - old Flip has just been playing and perving on the brilliant Knicker Picker...woohoo!!!

Worry - alot - if your doctor writes AMYOYO Syndrome on your notes...hehe...

So do you reckon the US did a planet exchange with a dozen aliens..?

Now ya can send all those crazy links you find on the web in one small er link...Link Bunch - nifty...

Beautiful women looking really really stoopid...like it lol...

I could say who ya gonna call...but I wont...Unicorn Rangers...OMFG!!!

Now a heads up to my fellow bloggers and webmasters out there - if ya looking for awesome super cool designs checkout my true online friend and totally HOT designer babe Foxy Geek - she absolutely rocks...and tell her Flip sent ya...

Ok that'll do I've gotta pack my rucksack and waterproof my willy lol - I'll leave ya with a comic that I guess neither you nor I will ever have a clue WTF it's all about...I shall call it A Comic Thing lol...

Catcha...

Now get a dose of beautiful nude babes...
The legendary COOLIOS BABES...
So damn hot you'll think you have a fever...

Sorry for the delay - been a holiday weekend here in the UK and I took a trip across the "border" into Wales...yup old Flip and his love in a tent...waking in a field next to a river with the rain lashing down and the wind howling is certainly invigorating if nothing else lol...onwards with the linkage...

The site of my GF squatting by the side of the car under an umbrella was a delight to savour lol...she could do with one of these...Shit Box...

The longest list of stuff at the longest domain name ever - probably...

Your chance to chat live online with Indy...haha...

Twenty very funny newspaper headlines of our time...love the Angelina Jolie one...

Now this probably is the largest painting in the world...

As someone soon to be moving to yet another new house - this time with the love of my life...trips to Ikea on a Sunday have become dangerously regular...these universal instructions make utter and complete sense to me...

Crowded elevator smell different to midget...more Chinese proverbs here...

Free online TV channels...I could say the Gay Channel is The Cowboy's favourite - but of course I wouldn't...hehe...

There's home game systems and there's a barn full of them...

So ya wanna be an elf huh..? Strangely sexy lol...

Okay now I've seen it all...a kind of My Space for plants...so what are you growing..?

Don't Click The Screen...ooops ya broke it...

One of the sweetest and most addictive games you'll ever ever play...The Magic Pen...now how cool is that!!!

I'll leave y'all with a different take on motivational posters...

Catcha...

Looking for boobies bums and babes..?
COOLIOS BABES - more tits 'n ass than...
Than a plastic surgeons grabage bin...

Ever wondered where all those deleted You Tube videos go..? Worry No more welcome to You Tomb...

I must get one of those dumbass emails every single day...I wonder where they come from..? Foward It On...

I've heard of jumping a bus queue but this is just ridiculous...

Now if you're looking for a certain online video Search Hacker might just have it...

Top piece of kit for of you who like submitting to social bookmark sites...Submit Champ...mainstream and adult...ya might find one of mine in there haha...

Look at the net in a different way with Walk 2 Web....very nice...

If - like me lol - you struggle to make anything in Photoshop...this lady is only to willing to help...excellent...

The news just got all snazzy...Spectra Visual News Reader...cool...

Possibly the best flash game of the year - I adore it - Get the Glass...got milk..?

An oldie but a goodie for those who haven't signed up yet - DNA Cowboy swears by it haha...Adult Sheep Finder...

Suck butter from my ass...and other terrible insults from around this peaceful earth of ours...

Now this is a hoot!!! Ex porn pics doctored and safe for work...haha...

As a total fan of the US Office sitcom...I do indeed say That's What She Said all the time...brilliant...

Instant Action a whole shit load of online games...very nice...

Bit of a music junky..? You'll love Sixty One...

Star Trek or Gay Trek..? Sulu ties the knot...a case of bum me up Scotty..? Lol...

9/11 findings challenged by a bunch of US army types...good on them the whole thing stinks...

The How To Read A Book er book and other really helpful tomes...

I'll leave you with news that Europe is currently gripped with Eurovision Song Contest fever - my vote goes to the Ukraine crooner...

Now Flip wouldn't be Flip without his take on the whole thing...so I present the Euro THONG Contest...hehe...

Catcha...

If those cute butts got ya all hot 'n sweaty...
You need to relase that tension young sir...
COOLIOS BABES...
Releasing a lot more than tension...

I told ya old Flip would be back regularly...so enough blabbering and onwards with the linkage from this whacky intraweb of ours...

Your daily awww that's so sweet...yup it's a four legged duckling...

Ever wanted to create your own isometric pixel picture..? Then you're very very sad...

Apparently you ain't a man until you've read these books...perfect for your beach holiday...essential mens reading...

Let's get a little art in here with a delightful 3d journey around Picasso's Guernica...

10 things YOU do that YOU think is cool but really isn't...phew none of my cool things lol...

One of those totally pointless sites the net was made for...Garfield Without Garfield...huh..?

So you think conspiracy theories are nuts do ya..?

Probably the coolest granny on the planet...

Pssst 22 music sites pissing off the RIAA...you didn't get it from me...right...

If like me you're always buying domain names...then you'll absolutely adore this nifty little tool...

Some website designers really do need to be applauded...staggering work...

Absolutely incredible artwork and superb flash design...

Hate your neighbours..? Tell the freaking world...Rotten Neighbour...mine's a sweet old lady who gives me cake - Flip likes her...

Blog of the Day just has to be Concrete Thoughts...you really can blog about anything...nice one guys...

Penis museum finally gets human donors lol..is it just me or is the dude holding the elephant dick a little odd for doing that..?

Completely free games you can download for er free...

Back to penises (that's what she said) and your project for the week...how to make a penis sundial...

Catcha...

Reading this on Monday back at work..?
Dude you need a nude babe break...
COOLIOS BABES...
Best viewed with coffee and warm apple pie...

Don't all pass out at once - yup 'tis me old Flip back from the dead and ready to hunt down them links...life's been a little hectic with a long vacation in South Africa - a proposal - a house move and a whole lot of adult blogging going on...so back online and with a pledge to come back every few days with more of the crazy web...cheers DNA and hey Vixen was great to hear from ya - now on with the linkage people :)

Fancy owning a piece of your anus..? Ooops I meant Uranus...hehe...

Need to know the answer to a burning question..? Ask A Chick...

Hilary's fucking Obama...

Bit of a couch potato are ya..? Maybe you'll come out tops in this TV quiz...

Now this is the perfect job for lazy bastards - NASA offers $5k to stay in bed...

Get the best bits of Vista to work with XP - cool...

How all my best sexual moves are received...Sad Trombone...wish they were more like this...Rim Shot...lol...

Color Flip is a lot like me - pointless wtf???!!!

There's graffiti and there's works of poignant art...

Here's the most used bullshit statistics...

Now what's the difference between a dog and a cat..? Checkout their diaries lol...

Now if only I'd read this expert advice 25 years ago haha...Women to Avoid...

Sometimes a card just isn't enough - y'all need Wrong Cards...nice one...

Man Babies...silly simple and I love it...

Now is this blog destined to Fail..? Somehow I doubt it...good job dude...

A person of average size and weight burns about 60 to 70 calories each hour just sitting and watching television...more amazng facts generated...

Is this guy really floating on air..?

I'll leave ya with another pointless yet strangely addictive clicky thing...Celeb Tags...

Catcha...

The link in Catcha takes ya to my blogs...
The inspiration hehind my dalliance into babes...
Was of course the daddy of them all...
The one the only Coolios Babes...
Grab the tissues boys them babes is HAWT!!!!

First off, I want to thank everyone who emailed me wishing me luck on my exams. It MADE the difference! With the Series 7 and 66 out of the way, it's now legal for me once again to commit naughty acts with other people's money. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

But this also represents my last weekend of freedom, (for a while...), so it's time for us ALL to go out and celebrate! If somebody complains that you're too deep in the cups, or getting a bit too "grabby", you tell 'em it's the Cowboy's weekend and to shake their cute little ass back to the bar and get you BOTH another shot...

Chez, the bad man that he is, gives us our Project Mayhem mission for Friday. Dude, you still suck for making me a CoD4 junkie! I DO yell "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY AIR SUPPORT" at my laptop now. I even have a shirt for it...

An anthem from Kontraband that I think anyone who plays too many games can understand! Check out the Nerdcore Anthem!

Versus - Cowgirl of the Day Melissa Rogers vs. the Cardinal's favorite Sinner Jaqueline Doyle
[LSFW]

And because it's nice and random - An Ode to Phil Ken Sebben

An interesting post from Klintron on Technoccult; King Solomon and His Followers - A Valuable Aid to Memory. And if you think Technoccult is funky, then check out what he does for pr0n with Technorgasmic! [NSFW]

The East Coast - West Coast rap war never ended. Check out the P-Unit vs. the Boyz in the Hills...

Attu posted this cool one to grab: SEO - Search Engine Optimization Made Easy

Vids of the Day - Ready, Steady, Go and I Sit on Acid

Swearasaurus - Because what fun is it just cursing in your native tongue?

HOLY FUCK! I'm rich and didn't even know it! My Shares have gone through the roof for Gunstar and